Saturday, February 8, 2020

Okay, I am probably not back for real this time

Jeez, where do I even begin?

Oh yeah, if you got here from the link my mom put on her BookFace or BlueTweeterBird, you should really be more careful with your technology. This could have been a virus or a scam, or even some random Teletubbies Fan Club membership page. Just saying.

Anyways, I managed to get off track again with my blogging schedule. I'm going to try to publish new blogs as often as possible, but this is really difficult just so you know. I don't know how bloggers or YouTubers do it. They have to upload something new every day, think of new ideas, make their idea, edit it, etc. Then they have to repeat the process every day. Me, I haven't looked at this in at least a year and have not posted in two.

I have no idea what has changed since I last uploaded. I completed fifth grade and I am now halfway through sixth. I play the trombone, also known as the best instrument known to humans. I play for a travel baseball team, so there is that. There is the chance that I never publish anything for a few years after this, so in the case that my fifteen-year old self is reading this, how is life?

Speaking of which, have you ever realized how stupid you were in the past? Present Nolan is a good boy, but Past Nolan is some random gangster that you find in the alleyways playing Fortnite or something equally disgusting. I don't know about Future Nolan yet, but he seems to be like a good person. Whenever I say this out loud to somebody, they give me funny looks.

Alright, back to whatever I was talking about. School is kinda ho-hum. I'm in accelerated math, but it is really nothing special yet. We just do the regular math, but faster. Ok, off topic again, but have you ever heard that phrase, "Working hard or hardly working?" It's really annoying. In fact, most sayings are annoying. What if I actually am plotting against you right now? Have you thought about that, wise guy?

In case you are just skipping down to the end, there is a secret code hidden in the blog that will let you redeem your free 37 cents. Trust me, somewhere in there you will find that. Anyways, leave any questions in the comments, and I will try to respond to as many of then as I can. Thanks for reading this, and I will (hopefully) write another blog soon. Bye-bye!